Shaun of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 530)

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David: I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!

Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.


Can I get any of you ****s a drink?

[repeated line.] That was the second album I ever bought!

[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.

Don't forget to kill Phillip!

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Wa'ssup, niggas?

[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad.

[On Pete.] It's not hip-hop, it's electro... prick. [Unaware of how right he is] Next time I see him, he's dead.

[After Ed tells Shaun "Hey Shaun, look who it is" as zombified Pete walks into the Winchester] ****-A-Doodle-Doo

WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBRA! (reference to Night of the Living Dead)

[repeated line.] Two seconds.

[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] Pete! I said, "Leave him alone!" [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]