Shaun of the Dead quotes

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View Quote As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.

View Quote Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme cir****stances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

View Quote There's a girl in the garden. In the garden, there's a girl.

View Quote Liz: If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old ****ers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

View Quote Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.

View Quote Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull...

View Quote Phillip: [On his zombie bite.] I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.

View Quote Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.

View Quote Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you.

View Quote Pete: Sort your ****ing life out, Shaun!

View Quote Barbara: [final words.] It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?

View Quote David: For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!

View Quote Pete: And the front door is open... again!!!!

View Quote Dianne: [describing the appearance of a zombie.] Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.

View Quote Pete: Well, ****-a-doodle-doo!