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Who died and made you ****ing king of the zombies?

Wa'ssup, niggas?

Yeeaah, boy!

Don't forget to kill Phillip!

[repeated line.] **** it!

[On Pete.] It's not hip-hop, it's electro... prick. [Unaware of how right he is] Next time I see him, he's dead.

[Indicates Hand movement of sex] "Caf? au lait" [Moans and points at Shaun] "Pour Vous"

[repeated line.] Two seconds.

WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBRA! (reference to Night of the Living Dead)

There's a girl in the garden. In the garden, there's a girl.

Can I get any of you ****s a drink?

Oi! Prick!

You believe everything you hear on TV?


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