Shaun of the Dead quotes
41 total quotes (ID: 530)Dialog
Ed
Other Characters
Shaun
Barbara: [final words.] It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
David: For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!
David: I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!
Dianne: [describing the appearance of a zombie.] Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.
Liz: If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Pete: And the front door is open... again!!!!
Pete: Sort your fucking life out, Shaun!
Pete: Well, fuck-a-doodle-doo!
Phillip: [On his zombie bite.] I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap.
Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate.
Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull...
Trisha Goddard: [re: a guest who still loves her undead husband.] You go to bed with it?!
Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you.