Most scenes together: Shaun & Ed (25), Shaun & Liz (15), Ed & Liz (10)
Shaun of the Dead quotes
Page 1 of 7For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!
I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!
Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.
It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary.
If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old ****ers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
And the front door is open... again!!!!
Sort your **** life out, Shaun!
Well, ****-a-doodle-doo!
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Trisha Goddard You go to bed with it?!