Shaggy Dog, The (2006)

Shaggy Dog, The (2006) quotes

31 total quotes (ID: 971)

Dave Douglas
Dr. Kozak

Larry: We've search the whole building.
Gwen: But we're gonna keep looking.
Dr. Kozak: Really?
Larry: Yes.
Dr. Kozak: In the same place or new places? 'Cause if you look the same place...
Larry: I think new places.
Dr. Kozak: Oh, yeah? Tell me your more.
Larry: Definitely.
Dr. Kozak: Larry?
Larry: Yes?
Dr. Kozak: Don't-- don't speak. Do you understand the great white lines until you get this dog? Yes?
Gwen: Yeah.
Dr. Kozak: It's yes or no question, Larry.
Larry: You said not to speak.
Dr. Kozak: AND THE KEY TO MY FUTURE! So, if you undestand the reason if you don't find him, you won't have a future.
Larry: Right.
Dr. Kozak: Why are still standing here?! No sleeping, no talking! Find him!
Lawyer:Objection Your Honor

Tracy: Football? That's why you're not trying out? You hate football!
Josh: I know, but my dad loves. You should hear him. "Oh, you're gonna be just like your own man." If I told him I want to do musical instead, he'll like rape me off as a son.
Tracy: Josh, is your father a stupid man?
Josh: He is clueless, which in some ways is better.
Dave: (as a dog) Oh boy.
Josh: See, he told me I can play if I only keep my grades so I start flunking Math but he let me off with a warning. So now, I gotta flunk English, History, and Home Ec. Those are not really hard to fail.
Dave: (as a dog) Oh no, Josh...
Tracy: So you rather wreck your future than tell your dad you hate football.
Josh: I can get my grades back up as long as he givrs me qutting time.
Tracy: Wow. Men are so complicated.
(Tracy leaves)
Dave: How did I let this happened? I'm not a father anymore.
Judge Whittaker:You Get Over Here Dont You Dare Turn My Courtroom Into A Barn

[after Dave bites his finger] That wasn't very nice.


[to the bullfrog] What've you been eating?

Don't worry about the F.D.A. There's nothing money can handle.

Dr.Strictland:Are You Gonna Be A Good Dog This Time Gwen: He's going to shock. It's the serum. It doesn't work.
Dr. Kozak: Of course it works, just couldn't give it to him.
Dave: (as a dog) What have you done to him?
Dr. Kozak: Lance? Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to yo but I just couldn't let you take all of the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways. Would you hold this for a second? Get rid of it, accomplice.Dave:You Bit Me On Purpose You Bit Me Cause You Knew Who I Was
Gwen: But, is he dead?
Dr. Kozak: No, he's not dead. Just fully conscious but unable to speak. The doctors will think he's dementia. The drug itself will wear off in a few months. By then, I'll be CEO. I'll be famously, insanely, and imaginably wealthy.
Larry: This was not part of the plan!
Gwen: It's totally wrong.
Dr. Kozak: Of course you cut those if you're not sure.
Larry: Hold on.
Gwen: It's fine with me.
Dr. Kozak: Good. Larry, you park him in his desk for me. Or, should I say my desk?

Here's what we're going to do. You two will pay Mr. Douglas a visit.

I hope that you have good futures. Kidnapping is a capital crime. You can't just lock up people in cages.

I'm sorry you're a dog. I am also very sorry that you won't be leaving here alive. People will be wondering where you disappeared to. After all, dogs do wander off.

Lance, I'm so sorry that I have to do this to you but I just couldn't let you take all the credit again. Plus, you're a pig and I hate you. I hate you in so many ways.

Nothing but mouth.

Someone's peeing on the lawn!

Sorry, I'm a little stressy.

This is not working out. I'm not a bad dog, I'm a terrible man. I got to make this better.