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Jackie Moon
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View Quote In the anals of history, people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
View Quote SUCK MY ****, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!
View Quote EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
View Quote Lou Redwood: ...Did you just call me a jive turkey?
View Quote Dick Pepperfield: Here comes the Alley...and there goes the Oop!
View Quote Lou Redwood: Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son. And he has done more for this city than any human being who's ever lived on this planet!
Dick Pepperfield: With the possible exception of, eh, Henry Ford... Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city, you're right about that.
View Quote (to Monix) I wish you were still a washing machine!
View Quote [Jackie is lying in a dumpster] Ed Monix: Jackie, what are you eating?
Jackie: I think it's a pancake...
Monix: Oh come on now Jackie, that's been there a while, hasn't it?
Jackie: Probably....
View Quote Monix: Vakidis, open the window, will ya?
Vakidis: Yes, right on! (does nothing)
Monix: Vakidis, did you give Bobby Dee a handjob?
Vakidis: Yes, right on!
View Quote Jackie: There'll be a lotta television cameras out there so we just gotta be tip top.
Clarence Coffee Black: So what's the plan?
Jackie: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
Jackie: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
Monix: Oh, yeah... Let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.
View Quote Dick Pepperfield: Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine as they carry him off the court.
View Quote Petrelli: How come it says "Monix" on your jersey when your name's "Pussy"?
View Quote Clarence Coffee Black: Who the **** is Bambi?
View Quote Let's get Tropical!
View Quote Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!