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View Quote Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette, it's very unprofessional.
Lou Redwood: No, I like to smoke when I drink.

View Quote Alan the Commissioner: No, no, Jackie, don't bite yourself!

View Quote Cornelius Banks: Ohhhh, I did get shot!

View Quote I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!

View Quote It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!

View Quote SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!

View Quote Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

View Quote EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!

View Quote GOD DAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN ****IN' ENGLISH!

View Quote If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet.