Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro quotes

25 total quotes (ID: 526)

Jackie Moon
Multiple Characters


Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!


Cornelius Banks: Ohhhh, I did get shot!

Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!

Let's get Tropical!

GOD DAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN ****IN' ENGLISH!

EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!

It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!

If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet.

SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!