The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

64 total quotes

Janet
Magenta
Riff Raff
The Criminologist

View Quote How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man.

View Quote [singing] Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.

View Quote The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

View Quote Say good-bye to all of this. And say hello... to oblivion.

View Quote Magenta: But I thought you liked them! They liked you.
Riff-Raff: They didn't like me! They never liked me!

View Quote [singing] Dammit, Janet, I love you.

View Quote [after the Transylvanians perform the Time Warp.] Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?

View Quote [Dr. Scott crashes through the laboratory wall.] Great Scott!

View Quote [repeated line.] Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fianc?e, Janet Weiss.

View Quote I don't like men with too many muscles.

View Quote If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!

View Quote [singing] Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!

View Quote [singing] Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!

View Quote [singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania.

View Quote You look like you're both pretty groovy!