The Rocky Horror Picture Show quotes

64 total quotes

Janet
Magenta
Riff Raff
The Criminologist

View Quote Well, you got caught with a flat!/ Well, how about that?/ Well, babies, don't you panic!/ By the light of the night,/ It'll all seem all right!/ I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

View Quote So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici [long pause] pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom.

View Quote [After hacking Eddie to death with a pickaxe.] One from the vaults.

View Quote Don't be upset - It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle.

View Quote In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.

View Quote [hitting Riff-Raff with a whip.] How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!

View Quote That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?

View Quote [singing] Your apple pie don't taste too nice, you better wise up Janet Weiss.

View Quote [singing] A mental mind **** can be nice.

View Quote It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

View Quote Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?

View Quote COME! We are ready for the floor show!

View Quote [singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.

View Quote [singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

View Quote 'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.