Dr. Frank-N-Furter quotes

How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man.

[singing] Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!

[singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania.

You look like you're both pretty groovy!

Well, you got caught with a flat!/ Well, how about that?/ Well, babies, don't you panic!/ By the light of the night,/ It'll all seem all right!/ I'll get you a satanic mechanic!

So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici [long pause] pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom.

[After hacking Eddie to death with a pickaxe.] One from the vaults.

Don't be upset - It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle.

In just seven days, I can make you a man. Dig it if you can.

[hitting Riff-Raff with a whip.] How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!

That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?

[singing] Your apple pie don't taste too nice, you better wise up Janet Weiss.

[singing] A mental mind **** can be nice.

[singing] Don't get hot and flustered. Use a bit of mustard.

It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!

Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?

COME! We are ready for the floor show!

[singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.

[singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

'Cause I've seen blue skies, through the tears in my eyes. And I realize, I'm going home.

[singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice, you better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste too nice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss.

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