Repo Man quotes

View Quote [Otto is eating from a can labeled "Food - Meat Flavored"]
Otto's mom: Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.
Otto Maddox: I couldn't enjoy any more, mom. Mm, Mm.

View Quote Otto Maddox: You're all repo men.
Oly: What if we are?
[Otto pours beer onto the floor and tosses the can]
Bud: You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that my first reaction is uh, I want to punch his ****ing lights out. But you know something?
Bud and Oly [in unison]: You're all right!

View Quote Otto Plettschner: Some people ain't cut out to be a repo man. Why don't you smarten up?
Otto Maddox: **** you, Plettschner!
Otto Plettschner: Don't say "**** you" to me! Don't you know who I am?
Otto Maddox: You're Plettschner.
Otto Plettschner: Damn right! Otto Plettschner. Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! You little s****bag! I worked five years in a slaughterhouse, and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!
Otto Maddox: So what?
Otto Plettschner: "So what"? Never say "**** you" to me, because you haven't earned the right yet!
Lite: Hey kid, I need a contract driver.
Otto Plettschner: See what I mean, punk?
Otto Maddox: **** you!
Otto Plettschner: **** you!

View Quote [Duke has been shot in a botched hold-up]
Duke: The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto Maddox: Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me!
Duke [gasping for breath]: But it still hurts!
Otto Maddox: You're gonna be all right.
[Duke groans mournfully]
Otto Maddox: Maybe not.

View Quote I do my best thinking on the bus.

View Quote [hands Otto an air freshener] Find one in every car. You'll see.

View Quote You're gonna be alright, man.... then again maybe not.

View Quote Stick with me. I'll make you a repo wife.

View Quote [singing] Don't wanna talk about anything else/We don't wanna know/We're just dedicated to our favorite shows: "Saturday Night Live","Monday Night Football", "Dallas", "Jeffersons", "Gilligan's Island", "Flintstones"!

View Quote You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad.

View Quote Look at 'em, ordinary ****ing people, I hate 'em.

View Quote God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!

View Quote I walk into someone's place of work. They're shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. They think I've come to kill them,and I would. I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean.

View Quote [while being shot at] Get back in the car, white boy. You're still on the ****ing job.

View Quote [looks down at spilled beer] Somebody piss on the floor again?