Repo Man

Repo Man quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 966)

Bud
J. Frank Parnell
Lite
Miller
Oly
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Otto Maddox


A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate o' shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.


The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.

You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

You repo men, you're all out to ****in' lunch!

It's a beautiful night...you can almost see the stars.

Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year! They oughta have 'em, too.

An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. Don't forget it--etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

Repo man's always intense.

I don't allow no Commies in my car...no Christians, either!

Kevin: There's ****in' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years! King! God!

Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode . . . natural causes.

[Duke hurts his hand trying to open the trunk of the Malibu]
Archie: Aw, Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand.
Duke: **** you, Archie! Just for that, you're not in the gang anymore.
Archie: I'm taking over now.
Debbie: Oh, leave it!
Archie: King Archie! The Invincible!
Duke: Shut up, Archie!
Archie: Hey Debbie! Watch this!
[Archie opens the trunk and is vaporized by the contents]
J. Frank Parnell [calmly]: Oh, my. What a shame.
Debbie: Duke, let's go do those crimes!
Duke: Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay!

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society was founded on! Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia!?
Otto Maddox: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: What are you, a ****in' Commie?
Otto Maddox: No, I aint no Commie!
Bud: I don't want no Commies in my car! [pause] No Christians, either!