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Kevin: There's ****in' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years! King! God!
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Man in Black: [in response to being attacked] Not the face!
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Reverend Larry: I DO want your money, because God wants your money!
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Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode . . . natural causes.
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Motorcycle Cop: What ya' got in the trunk?
J. Frank Parnell: Oh...you don't wanna look in there.
J. Frank Parnell: Oh...you don't wanna look in there.
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[Duke hurts his hand trying to open the trunk of the Malibu]
Archie: Aw, Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand.
Duke: **** you, Archie! Just for that, you're not in the gang anymore.
Archie: I'm taking over now.
Debbie: Oh, leave it!
Archie: King Archie! The Invincible!
Duke: Shut up, Archie!
Archie: Hey Debbie! Watch this!
[Archie opens the trunk and is vaporized by the contents]
J. Frank Parnell [calmly]: Oh, my. What a shame.
Debbie: Duke, let's go do those crimes!
Duke: Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay!
Archie: Aw, Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand.
Duke: **** you, Archie! Just for that, you're not in the gang anymore.
Archie: I'm taking over now.
Debbie: Oh, leave it!
Archie: King Archie! The Invincible!
Duke: Shut up, Archie!
Archie: Hey Debbie! Watch this!
[Archie opens the trunk and is vaporized by the contents]
J. Frank Parnell [calmly]: Oh, my. What a shame.
Debbie: Duke, let's go do those crimes!
Duke: Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay!
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Miller: John Wayne was a ****.
Repo Men: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress.
Oly: That don't mean nothing, Miller. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know I do.
Otto Plettschner: Damn straight!
Note: This may be an allusion to Raymond Burr, who, according to the biography, "Hiding in Plain Sight", came to the door to let in a workman wearing a pink robe. "When the workers came to my house on Monday, I asked them how the meeting went on Sunday and they said 'fine,' but I could sense something was off-base," Hiller said. "They didn't have the enthusiasm that they had before, or which I expected. I kept at them, 'What's the matter?' Turned out they were going to do the work, but when they knocked and Raymond opened the door, he was wearing a pink bathrobe. And that put the one who just loved him away."
Repo Men: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress.
Oly: That don't mean nothing, Miller. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know I do.
Otto Plettschner: Damn straight!
Note: This may be an allusion to Raymond Burr, who, according to the biography, "Hiding in Plain Sight", came to the door to let in a workman wearing a pink robe. "When the workers came to my house on Monday, I asked them how the meeting went on Sunday and they said 'fine,' but I could sense something was off-base," Hiller said. "They didn't have the enthusiasm that they had before, or which I expected. I kept at them, 'What's the matter?' Turned out they were going to do the work, but when they knocked and Raymond opened the door, he was wearing a pink bathrobe. And that put the one who just loved him away."
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Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society was founded on! Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia!?
Otto Maddox: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: What are you, a ****in' Commie?
Otto Maddox: No, I aint no Commie!
Bud: I don't want no Commies in my car! [pause] No Christians, either!
Otto Maddox: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: What are you, a ****in' Commie?
Otto Maddox: No, I aint no Commie!
Bud: I don't want no Commies in my car! [pause] No Christians, either!
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[Otto is eating from a can labeled "Food - Meat Flavored"]
Otto's mom: Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.
Otto Maddox: I couldn't enjoy any more, mom. Mm, Mm.
Otto's mom: Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.
Otto Maddox: I couldn't enjoy any more, mom. Mm, Mm.
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Mr. Humphries: It's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans. Many young men, of your age, in these uncertain times...Otto, are you paying attention to me?
Cop: Hey! He's talking to you.
Otto Maddox: **** you!
Cop: Hey! He's talking to you.
Otto Maddox: **** you!
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Otto Maddox: You're all repo men.
Oly: What if we are?
[Otto pours beer onto the floor and tosses the can]
Bud: You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that my first reaction is uh, I want to punch his ****ing lights out. But you know something?
Bud and Oly [in unison]: You're all right!
Oly: What if we are?
[Otto pours beer onto the floor and tosses the can]
Bud: You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that my first reaction is uh, I want to punch his ****ing lights out. But you know something?
Bud and Oly [in unison]: You're all right!
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Otto Maddox: I had this wild, ****ing dream last night.
Kevin: I'll bet.
Otto Maddox: It was with you and me and we were working in this sleazy, shithole motel down in Miami, Florida. And we were bellhops. And we were 65 years old. It was so real. It was really...it was real, it was realistic, you know?
Kevin: Yeah, and then what? You woke up in a puddle?
Otto Maddox: **** you.
Kevin: I'll bet.
Otto Maddox: It was with you and me and we were working in this sleazy, shithole motel down in Miami, Florida. And we were bellhops. And we were 65 years old. It was so real. It was really...it was real, it was realistic, you know?
Kevin: Yeah, and then what? You woke up in a puddle?
Otto Maddox: **** you.
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Otto Maddox: Take off your clothes.
Leila: I'm at work, Otto!
Otto Maddox: Oh yeah? Me too.
Leila: Your work is different than mine.
Otto Maddox: Says who?
[pulls off his pants]
Leila: What're you doing? Don't do that!
Otto Maddox: Well, the least you could do is give me a blow job.
[Leila slaps him]
Otto Maddox: I guess that means no.
Leila: I'm at work, Otto!
Otto Maddox: Oh yeah? Me too.
Leila: Your work is different than mine.
Otto Maddox: Says who?
[pulls off his pants]
Leila: What're you doing? Don't do that!
Otto Maddox: Well, the least you could do is give me a blow job.
[Leila slaps him]
Otto Maddox: I guess that means no.
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[over the phone]
Leila: Hello?
[Parnell with incoherent voice]
Leila: Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler?
Parnell: I can't hear you. I'm using a scrambler.
Leila: Hello?
[Parnell with incoherent voice]
Leila: Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler?
Parnell: I can't hear you. I'm using a scrambler.
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[after Otto drives into a pile of trash]
Old woman: Pick it up! Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong!
Otto Maddox: Why were they in the middle of the street?
Old woman: They weren't. That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner! Go on, you pick it up.
Otto Maddox:What?
Old woman: You pick it up!
Otto Maddox: No way! [to Leila] You still want a ride?
Old woman: No, I don't!
Old woman: Pick it up! Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong!
Otto Maddox: Why were they in the middle of the street?
Old woman: They weren't. That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner! Go on, you pick it up.
Otto Maddox:What?
Old woman: You pick it up!
Otto Maddox: No way! [to Leila] You still want a ride?
Old woman: No, I don't!
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[after Miller offers Otto a ride in the Malibu]
Leila: Otto, don't go! What about our relationship?
Otto Maddox: What?
Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto Maddox: **** that!
Lelia: You shithead! I'm glad I tortured you!
Leila: Otto, don't go! What about our relationship?
Otto Maddox: What?
Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto Maddox: **** that!
Lelia: You shithead! I'm glad I tortured you!
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Leila: Thanks for the ride.
Otto Maddox: Sure. Do you want to go out with me again?
Leila: I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all.
Otto Maddox: Great...terrific. Here's your shit!
Leila: What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit.
Otto Maddox: ****! Girls pay to go out with me.
Otto Maddox: Sure. Do you want to go out with me again?
Leila: I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all.
Otto Maddox: Great...terrific. Here's your shit!
Leila: What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit.
Otto Maddox: ****! Girls pay to go out with me.
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Bud: You believe the Rodriguez Brothers? They're a couple of s****bags!
Oly: I know, but we need to sit down and get our stories straight. You're taking their word over mine!
Bud: I was there, remember?
Oly: Go home. Take the rest of the week off.
Bud: The rest-I can't take the..oh, I get it. So that you can get the 20,000 dollars for the Malibu. Make it a ****ing month!
Oly: Well, **** you. On second thought, don't bother coming back at all.
Bud: Great! I'll come back to get my stuff when the place don't stink so bad.
Oly: I know, but we need to sit down and get our stories straight. You're taking their word over mine!
Bud: I was there, remember?
Oly: Go home. Take the rest of the week off.
Bud: The rest-I can't take the..oh, I get it. So that you can get the 20,000 dollars for the Malibu. Make it a ****ing month!
Oly: Well, **** you. On second thought, don't bother coming back at all.
Bud: Great! I'll come back to get my stuff when the place don't stink so bad.
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Otto Plettschner: Some people ain't cut out to be a repo man. Why don't you smarten up?
Otto Maddox: **** you, Plettschner!
Otto Plettschner: Don't say "**** you" to me! Don't you know who I am?
Otto Maddox: You're Plettschner.
Otto Plettschner: Damn right! Otto Plettschner. Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! You little s****bag! I worked five years in a slaughterhouse, and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!
Otto Maddox: So what?
Otto Plettschner: "So what"? Never say "**** you" to me, because you haven't earned the right yet!
Lite: Hey kid, I need a contract driver.
Otto Plettschner: See what I mean, punk?
Otto Maddox: **** you!
Otto Plettschner: **** you!
Otto Maddox: **** you, Plettschner!
Otto Plettschner: Don't say "**** you" to me! Don't you know who I am?
Otto Maddox: You're Plettschner.
Otto Plettschner: Damn right! Otto Plettschner. Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! You little s****bag! I worked five years in a slaughterhouse, and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!
Otto Maddox: So what?
Otto Plettschner: "So what"? Never say "**** you" to me, because you haven't earned the right yet!
Lite: Hey kid, I need a contract driver.
Otto Plettschner: See what I mean, punk?
Otto Maddox: **** you!
Otto Plettschner: **** you!
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[Duke has been shot in a botched hold-up]
Duke: The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto Maddox: Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me!
Duke [gasping for breath]: But it still hurts!
Otto Maddox: You're gonna be all right.
[Duke groans mournfully]
Otto Maddox: Maybe not.
Duke: The lights are growing dim. I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... And yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto Maddox: Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me!
Duke [gasping for breath]: But it still hurts!
Otto Maddox: You're gonna be all right.
[Duke groans mournfully]
Otto Maddox: Maybe not.