Reality Bites

Reality Bites quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 885)

Lelaina Pierce
Sammy
Troy Dyer
Vickie Miner


I am not in this to make the world a better place.


He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!

Its not like I had a hysterectomy . I just got fired.

I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

Hey! I'm a non-practicing virgin

You look like a doily.

Are employee snacks subsidized?

There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

The only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself

There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?