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View Quote I am not in this to make the world a better place.

View Quote He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

View Quote I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!

View Quote Its not like I had a hysterectomy . I just got fired.

View Quote I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

View Quote Hey! I'm a non-practicing virgin

View Quote You look like a doily.

View Quote Are employee snacks subsidized?

View Quote There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

View Quote The only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself

View Quote There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt

View Quote Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

View Quote My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

View Quote My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

View Quote Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?