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Real Genius

Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Mitch Taylor
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Professor Hathaway




View Quote [to prospective employers] I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain no penis.
View Quote Telstar! Wow! Isn't that the satellite that's raining debris all over Europe?
View Quote Put simply, in deference to you Kent, it's like lasing a stick of dynamite.
View Quote It's easy to lie to you, Mitch, you trust people. I'm a cynic.
View Quote Ok, calm down, let's just take a step back... No wait, take a step forward... Now take a step back... And a step forward.. And now we're Cha Cha-ing.
View Quote Relax. That's just the fuses at the substation, they'll have it back on in a minute. Maybe I shouldn't have shorted across the building transformer. But more important: did we get a charge?
View Quote Okay, given the kind of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong probability that this could be the only time in your entire lives to have sex.
View Quote You rented out my room!? Mom, to who?!
View Quote Being snubbed by beauticians is not my idea of relaxing.
View Quote Cut the crap Kent, you've built a weapon.
View Quote Now you listen to me, Jesus. This is Jerry's house, we're very close, so if you're not going to answer me, then I'm going in ...
View Quote Hello? Hello, Jesus?... He hung up...
View Quote I've got news for you, Knight. You're not number one around here anymore. Mighty Mouse over here beat your placement scores by more than twenty points.
View Quote I was hot and I was hungry
View Quote Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.