Rat Race quotes

26 total quotes

Donald Sinclair
Duane Cody
Enrico Polinni
Kimberly Pear

Other
Owen Templeton
Randy Pear
Vera Baker

View Quote Squirrel Lady: I wasn't talkin' to you, was I? I was talkin' to Vera!

View Quote Kimberly Pear : Dad, I'm prairie dogging back here!
Randy Pear : Well, what the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear : You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear : Oh. [Five seconds later]
Randy Pear : Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!

View Quote I can do anything I want, Owen. I'm eccentric. Rrrow.

View Quote And, they're off!

View Quote Theoretically, you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!

View Quote It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!

View Quote Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.

View Quote Hey look! A drifter! Let's kill him!

View Quote I am getting goose pimples.

View Quote I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.

View Quote I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

View Quote Oh good! A scam!!

View Quote You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.

View Quote What are you talking about, brother? I'm not giving up and neither are you. And neither am I! If we're not flying out of here, nobody's flying out of here!

View Quote Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!