Rat Race

Rat Race quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 481)

Donald Sinclair
Duane Cody
Enrico Polinni
Kimberly Pear
Owen Templeton
Randy Pear
Vera Baker

Squirrel Lady: I wasn't talkin' to you, was I? I was talkin' to Vera!

Kimberly Pear : Dad, I'm prairie dogging back here!
Randy Pear : Well, what the hell does that mean?
Jason Pear : You know, like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
Randy Pear : Oh. [Five seconds later]
Randy Pear : Ohh, god, I do not wanna picture that!

I can do anything I want, Owen. I'm eccentric. Rrrow.

And, they're off!

Theoretically, you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!

It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!

Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.

Hey look! A drifter! Let's kill him!

I am getting goose pimples.

I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.

I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

Oh good! A scam!!

You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.

What are you talking about, brother? I'm not giving up and neither are you. And neither am I! If we're not flying out of here, nobody's flying out of here!

Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!