Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes

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Captain Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones
Elizabeth Swann
Lord Cutler Beckett
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Will Turner


No, you want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle ol' what's-her-face. [pause] Savvy?


Pintel: You know you can't read!
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!
Pintel:: Pretendin' to read the Bible's a lie! That's a mark against ... [points up.]

Davy Jones: The chest is no longer safe. Chart a course for Isla Cruces. Get me there first, or there'll be the devil to pay!
Koleniko: First?
Davy Jones: Who sent that thieving charlatan onto my ship? Who told him of the key? [beat] Jack Sparrow.

Bootstrap Bill Turner: Will...
Will: I don't need your help!
Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [after whipping his own son at Davy Jones' bidding.] The bosun prides himself on cleaving flesh from bone, with every swing.
Will: So I'm supposed to think what you just did was an act of compassion?
Bootstrap Bill: [pained] Yes.

Jack: Now all that's left is to climb aboard Davy Jones's crocodile machine or whatever it's called. [to crew offscreen] What's the bloody thing called? Flying what..? Dutchman!
Jack: I shall help you find the compass if you'll do strange things to my dog. His name is Tim.
Gibbs: Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea.
Jack: Yes to the first and yes to the second but only insofar as we I'll just start that take again shall I?
Gibbs: Good idea.
Governor Swann: The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of... [sighs]
All: [complete silence]
Governor Swann: I can't read my own writing. Crimes, thank you very much.
Lord Cutler Beckett: The charge is conspiring to set free a man legally lawfully I'm sorry I'm slightly confused about what version we're doing. Shall I say it or does Jonathon say it?
Governor Swann: It's my line, dear.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Oh, sorry.
Governor Swann: [mouths] That's mine, bitch!
Jack: Are you certain? [loud creaking sound]..... [quietly] Sorry.
Jack: Why fight when you can negotiate? All one needs- [realizes a dreadlock is stuck in the jar of dirt] [Will cracks up laughing] Help?
Sailor: There is a female presence on board, sir. All the men have felt her- [rest of the crew crack up laughing] No, they haven't felt her...
Jack: Your recolciliatory reacaliotory relalaltrltyyua LA. There, I said it, I feel better for it.
Gibbs: Again! Again!
Lord Cutler Beckett: [having forgotten his line] [pauses, indicates Governor Swann] Kill him!
Tia Dalma: If you want to brave the weird, and haunted shores at World's End, then... [tries to move, realizes her dress is stuck on a table] I'm stuck, sorry.

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds lay bare, [snorts] all your sins punished. I can offer you... an escape.

Pintel: [about Jack, Norrington and Will fighting] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for himself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father. [belches.]
Pintel: Sad. That chest must be worth more 'n a pretty penny.
Ragetti: [tutting.] Terrible temptation.
Pintel: If we was any sort of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.

Davy Jones: They're here, and I cannot set foot on land for near of a decade!
Maccus: Then you trust us to go in your stead?
Davy Jones: I trust you to know what happens should you fail!

Davy Jones: Jack Sparrow, our debt is settled.
Palifico: The Captain goes down with the ship.
Maccus: Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the Devil!

James Norrington: By your leave, Mr. Turner.

[about Will's plan to cut down everyone in his path] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

(about Jack) He was a good man...

One soul is not equal to another.

Pintel: I don't think it's "Kraken" anyways, always heard it said "kray-kin".
Ragetti: What? with a long A? Na-na-na-na-no-no no, "kroh-ken"'s how it's pronounced in the original Scandinavian, and "Kraken"'s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? "Kray-kin".
Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

Gibbs: Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something more... shiny. What with the Isla de Muerta going all pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea and the treasure with it.
Leech: And the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic.
Marty: And the Hurricane.
Gibbs: All in all, its been some time since we did a speck of honest piratin'.
Jack: Shiny?
Gibbs: Aye, shiny.
Jack: Is that how you're all feeling, then? That maybe old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?
Cotton's Parrot: *Squawk* Walk the plank!
Jack: [pulls out gun and points it at the parrot.] WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?!