PCU quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 441)

James "Droz" Andrews
Multiple Characters
President Garcia-Thompson

Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

Womynist: You went out with a white male?
Samantha: I was a freshman!
Womynist: Freshperson, please.

Womynist: He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!

Dave #1: This is a total drag.
Dave #2: Just give up, man.

Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.

You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.

I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.

Now we're even for the milkbones.

I... I didn't exhale?

Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!

Shower scene....