PCU

PCU quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 441)

Gutter
James "Droz" Andrews
Mersh
Mullaney
Multiple Characters
Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand


Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?


Womynist: You went out with a white male?
Samantha: I was a freshman!
Womynist: Freshperson, please.

Womynist: He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!

Dave #1: This is a total drag.
Dave #2: Just give up, man.

Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.

Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.

Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.

You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.

I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

Now we're even for the milkbones.

I... I didn't exhale?

Shower scene....

These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.