PCU quotes
44 total quotesMultiple Characters
Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand
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Womynist: He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!
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Womynist: You participated in a phallus naming?
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Womynist: You went out with a white male?
Samantha: I was a freshman!
Womynist: Freshperson, please.
Samantha: I was a freshman!
Womynist: Freshperson, please.
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Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?
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I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it.
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Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.
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You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
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Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.
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Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.
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You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.
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You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.
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Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.
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Pins and needles!
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Have a bong hit!