PCU quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 441)

James "Droz" Andrews
Multiple Characters
President Garcia-Thompson

Womynist: You participated in a phallus naming?

Pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.

Womynist: He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!

Dave #1: This is a total drag.
Dave #2: Just give up, man.

Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.

Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!

These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.

Shower scene....

Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.

I... I didn't exhale?

Pins and needles!

You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.

Have a bong hit!