PCU quotes

44 total quotes

Gutter
James "Droz" Andrews
Mersh
Mullaney

View Quote Have a bong hit!

View Quote I... I didn't exhale?

View Quote I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

View Quote Shower scene....

View Quote These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.

View Quote Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed To Kill".

View Quote Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!

View Quote Now we're even for the milkbones.

View Quote What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.

View Quote We're getting housed here, guys. I say we bring in Blotter.

View Quote We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.

View Quote Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womynists.

View Quote You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

View Quote I scheme and plan for months and it gets screwed up because you can't control the students! Never send a woman to do a man's job!