PCU quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 441)

James "Droz" Andrews
Multiple Characters
President Garcia-Thompson

Jock: Hey, what's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock: You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait. I think he's offering us a beer.
Womynist #2: Um, yes, we would like... a... beer.
Womynist #1: It's, like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.

Afrocentrist: I'm a black man. There's no justice for me here in America. I should be at the front of the line.
Gay Activist: Yeah, well, I'm gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go.
Womynist: Women are oppressed throughout the world. Give it a rest.

B.D.: America's greatest president.
Rand: It's me, Rand. Open up.
B.D.: America's greatest president.
Rand: Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"
B.D.: A casual shoe for yachting
Rand: What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
B.D.: They killed Jesus Christ.
Rand: "Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.

Just one little binger to brighten up your day

Funk, Gutter, funk! George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic. Dude, aren't you a music major?

B.D.: Well, what I figure they did was they cut out a picture of your head and pasted it on another, different picture. I've done a little collage work myself.

"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!

Raji: Play Metallica and they will come.

Afrocentrist: And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil's conspiracy.

Droz: Hey! You made it!
Samantha: Yeah! Decent party. I can't believe the naked guy showed.
Droz: Naked guy! Excellent butt, now it's a party!

Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe man. Clinton is playing right here!

Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecelia: Too metal.
Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
Cecelia: Too college radio.
Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecelia: Interesting, but I don't think it's a band name.

Womynist: You went out with a white male?
Samantha: I was a freshman!
Womynist: Freshperson, please.

Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

Pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.