PCU quotes
44 total quotesMultiple Characters
Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand
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Now we're even for the milkbones.
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You gotta make sure he gives you the bicentennial tour: 200 years of bull-shit.
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Are you just sitting around your dorm rooms playing cards and eating pizza? Is this the way you spent the majority of your four years in college? Would you like tonight to be different, you just don't have any place to go? Well, now you do! So turn off your radios and head on over. Tonight, at the Pit: Everyone Gets Laid.
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Mersh, you gotta lay off the pipe man. Clinton is playing right here!
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Just one hit, then I gotta go.
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I... I didn't exhale?
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Funk, Gutter, funk! George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic. Dude, aren't you a music major?
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We're getting housed here, guys. I say we bring in Blotter.
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Have a bong hit!
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Just one little binger to brighten up your day
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Pride of the Port Chester sports program, Tom: Hippie Olympics. Doesn't matter who wins 'cause they're all losers. You know, it's sad, really. This school used to be a bastion of rich, white elitism. And now... now they let homosexuals on the football team. Whining minorities run the student government. And you can't even coerce a woman into having sex with you without being brought up on charges.
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I scheme and plan for months and it gets screwed up because you can't control the students! Never send a woman to do a man's job!
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Whoa! Reality check here! Earth to tall bitch! What is your fault? This is!
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Shower scene....
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"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!