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PCU quotes

44 total quotes

Gutter
James "Droz" Andrews
Mersh
Mullaney
Multiple Characters
Pigman
President Garcia-Thompson
Rand




View Quote Pins and needles!
View Quote I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team? ... I think Hockey, call me about it.
View Quote You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
View Quote Afrocentrist: And the walls are painted white. And the chalk is white. And even the copy machine paper is white. This, my friend, is a white devil's conspiracy.
View Quote Womynist: He's coming over here. Sisters, form a wall!
View Quote Old Woman: Excuse me. Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
View Quote Raji: Play Metallica and they will come.
View Quote Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
Cecelia: Too metal.
Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
Cecelia: Too college radio.
Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
Cecelia: Interesting, but I don't think it's a band name.
View Quote Jock: Hey, what's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock: You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait. I think he's offering us a beer.
Womynist #2: Um, yes, we would like... a... beer.
Womynist #1: It's, like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.
View Quote B.D.: America's greatest president.
Rand: It's me, Rand. Open up.
B.D.: America's greatest president.
Rand: Damn it. "Who is Ronald Reagan?"
B.D.: A casual shoe for yachting
Rand: What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
B.D.: They killed Jesus Christ.
Rand: "Who are the Jews?" Open up, sucko.
View Quote Dave #1: This is a total drag.
Dave #2: Just give up, man.
View Quote Womynist: You went out with a white male?
Samantha: I was a freshman!
Womynist: Freshperson, please.
View Quote Afrocentrist: I'm a black man. There's no justice for me here in America. I should be at the front of the line.
Gay Activist: Yeah, well, I'm gay and subject to ridicule and discrimination wherever I go.
Womynist: Women are oppressed throughout the world. Give it a rest.
View Quote Droz: Hey! You made it!
Samantha: Yeah! Decent party. I can't believe the naked guy showed.
Droz: Naked guy! Excellent butt, now it's a party!