PCU quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 441)

James "Droz" Andrews
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President Garcia-Thompson

B.D.: Well, what I figure they did was they cut out a picture of your head and pasted it on another, different picture. I've done a little collage work myself.

Womynist: You participated in a phallus naming?

These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.

What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.

We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.

Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.

Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language.

Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed To Kill".

Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womynists.

Pigman is trying to prove the Cain-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.

I don't know if you're aware, but there actually was music recorded before 1989.

You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

Mmm. Warm, flat beer. Soggy chips. Think about that.