Party Monster quotes

34 total quotes

James St. James
Michael Alig
Multiple Characters

View Quote Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.

View Quote Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

View Quote Michael: So, notice anything different?
James: [looks around] The flies?
Michael: No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
James: Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?

View Quote Michael: So. How's the novel coming?
James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Michael: Two pages in five years?

View Quote Keoki: Are we going far?
Michael: All the way I hope.

View Quote The road of excess leads to a palace of... fabulousness!

View Quote Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
James: Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!

View Quote Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.

View Quote That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!

View Quote Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.

View Quote It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

View Quote I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!

View Quote You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, ****, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!

View Quote You'll love me. I promise.

View Quote I won't do crack without heroin!