Party Monster quotes

View Quote Michael: Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!
James: I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?
Michael: Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!
James: My father does not share your sense of humor!
Michael: I didn't know he was a Project X reader!
James: Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!

View Quote Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

View Quote Michael: So, notice anything different?
James: [looks around] The flies?
Michael: No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
James: Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?

View Quote The road of excess leads to a palace of... fabulousness!

View Quote Keoki: Are we going far?
Michael: All the way I hope.

View Quote Michael: So. How's the novel coming?
James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Michael: Two pages in five years?

View Quote Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
James: Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!

View Quote Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.

View Quote Mm, lightly toasted animal tranquilizer.

View Quote That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!

View Quote It was better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!

View Quote I am not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamor!

View Quote You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, ****, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!

View Quote You'll love me. I promise.

View Quote I won't do crack without heroin!