Party Monster

Party Monster quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 438)

James St. James
Michael Alig
Multiple Characters

It doesn't matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.

Michael: We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.
James: I pity the pod.
Michael: You're the Yoda to my Luke.
James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
Michael: That's good, right?

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3. Testosterone, testicular cancer, Tess of the D'urbervilles.

The North Pole! I've made it across the frozen tundra. My faithful huskies perished in the blizzard way back. I had to eat them.

I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.

Talk Show Host: Is it true, ma'am, that your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstasy?
Elke: He said it was a headache pill.
Talk Show Host: What happened when you took it?
Elke: My headache went away!

James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
Michael: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?

Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man.

Christina: How do you like my UFO?

Darling, half the fun of eating meat is hacking it up.

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. Blake, William. That's really all you need to know. That and "Don't dream it, be it!"

But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!

Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

I don't do. I just am.

Michael: So. How's the novel coming?
James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Michael: Two pages in five years?