Michael Alig Typical James, tired old drug addict. Can't even stay awake for your own movie!
Most-quoted character in Party Monster (2003): in 23 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: James St. James (8)
I wanted to create my own world. A world full of color where everyone could play. One big party that never ends.
More lines from Michael Alig
13 quotes Michael Alig Michael Alig You'll love me. I promise.
Michael Alig We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says, "Do not feed the drug child!"
Michael Alig The road of excess leads to a palace of... fabulousness!
Michael Alig Party in the truck!
Michael Alig I won't do crack without heroin!
Michael Alig But it's my birthday and I want a bloodfeast!
Michael Alig That's not a crack hole, that's a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!
Michael Alig You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, ****, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!
Michael Alig Oh James, I'm getting away with murder and you're just jealous.
Michael Alig That's Skrink la do, to you.
Michael Alig ..Not that it's your movie. You think it's yours. But it's really mine. All mine.
Michael Alig Come to my party. You can be my boyfriend.
Scenes with Michael Alig
9 scenes
Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs.
Michael Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Michael So. How's the novel coming?
I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block.
Michael Two pages in five years?
Michael So, notice anything different?
Michael No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here?
Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?
Michael Hi. I'm Michael Alig.
Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!
Keoki
Are we going far?
Michael All the way I hope.
I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate.
Michael Can you put some ecstasy in mine?
Michael We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James.
I pity the pod.
Michael You're the Yoda to my Luke.
Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
Michael That's good, right?
Michael Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine!
I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why?
Michael Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny!
My father does not share your sense of humor!
Michael I didn't know he was a Project X reader!
Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!
Michael Angel bailed me out.
Angel?
Michael Well, actually, Angel bailed you out.
Me?
Michael Yeah, I told the police I was you.
Michael [James gawks in disbelief]
Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream!
Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!
