Night at the Museum quotes
55 total quotesJedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt
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My God, man, are you rabid?
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Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?
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Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!
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[Larry jumps out from being a wall and screams, scaring the other guards]
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
Cecil: Larry, we wanted to tell you but you never would've believed us.
Larry: Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
Gus: What?
Larry: I said, "Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight", Gus!
Gus: Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
Cecil: Larry, we wanted to tell you but you never would've believed us.
Larry: Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
Gus: What?
Larry: I said, "Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight", Gus!
Gus: Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!
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Cecil: It can get a little spooky at nights so you might want to put a few lights on. The most important thing - don't let anything in...or out.
Larry: Out?
Larry: Out?
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Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Name's Jedediah.
Larry: Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
Larry: What's going on here?
Jedediah: Somebody's got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
["toy" train hits Larry in the nose, topples over]
Larry: Ooh, ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
Larry: All right. That's enough!
cowboy: We got a breach!
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Name's Jedediah.
Larry: Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
Larry: What's going on here?
Jedediah: Somebody's got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
["toy" train hits Larry in the nose, topples over]
Larry: Ooh, ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
Larry: All right. That's enough!
cowboy: We got a breach!
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Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Larry: Okay, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Teddy Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me, [****s shotgun] the hunt's afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.
Larry: Okay, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Teddy Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me, [****s shotgun] the hunt's afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.
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Larry: [to Jed] "Hey, Teeny," how does that sound?
Jedediah: It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
Octavius: I just call you Larry.
Larry:: Don't be a kiss-ass.
Jedediah: It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
Octavius: I just call you Larry.
Larry:: Don't be a kiss-ass.
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Easter Island head: QQQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET!!!! (pause) My dum dum wants to speak!
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Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] Teddy Roosevelt: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... You saw!
Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy Roosevelt: WHO is evolved?
Larry: I am!
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] Teddy Roosevelt: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... You saw!
Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy Roosevelt: WHO is evolved?
Larry: I am!