Napoleon Dynamite quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Kip, I reckon you know a lot about...cyberspace?

View Quote Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.

View Quote Man I wish I could go back in time... I'd take state.

View Quote My lips hurt real bad.

View Quote Napoleon, let go of me! You're bruising my neck meat!

View Quote Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.

View Quote Nunchaku skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

View Quote Pedro offers you his protection.

View Quote Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

View Quote Take a look at what I'm wearing, people [in sunglasses and matching American flag pants and bandana]. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? [Points at a photo of his wife, a blonde, tan, muscular body-builder] Forget about it!

View Quote That one looks like a medieval warrior.

View Quote Tina, come get some ham!

View Quote Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!

View Quote What the heck are you even talking about?

View Quote Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.