Mission: Impossible II quotes

View Quote [About Ethan's assignment]
Mission Commander Swanbeck:So you think it will be difficult?
Ethan Hunt: Very.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Well Mr Hunt, this is Mission Impossible, not mission difficult. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you.

View Quote Dr. Nekhorvich: Well, Dimitri, every search for a hero must begin with something every hero needs, a villain. So in a search for our hero, Bellerophon, we have created a more effective monster: Chimera.

View Quote [On tape] Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated Chimera. You may select any two team members, but it is essential that the third member of your team be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a civilian, and a highly capable professional thief. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Miss Hall and meet me in Seville to receive your assignment. As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going. This message will self-destruct in five seconds. [Hunt: If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be in a holiday]

View Quote You're sorry and I'm sorry.

View Quote Mission Commander Swanbeck: Ms. Hall and Ambrose had a relationship which he took very seriously... she walked away and he's been wanting her back ever since. We believe he's our surest and quickest way of locating him.
Ethan Hunt: And then what?
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Make sure she continues to see him, gets him to confide in her, and report to you.
Ethan Hunt: You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Well then I mislead you, or you made the wrong assumption. Either way, we are asking her to resume her prior relationship - not do anything she hasn't already done... voluntarily, I might add.
Ethan Hunt: No. She's got no training for this kind of thing.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she's got all the training she needs.

View Quote Sean Ambrose: [disguised as Ethan Hunt] You keep calling me Dimitri. You really shouldn't.
Dr. Nekhorvich: You are not Dimitri?
[Ambrose knocks him out]
Sean Ambrose: No

View Quote [Luther was nearly killed by a bomb placed in his van]
Billy Baird: You OK, mate?
Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.

View Quote Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?

View Quote Mission Commander Swanbeck: [After debriefing Ethan on tape about his mission]...And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going.
Ethan Hunt: If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday.

View Quote Nyah Nordolf-Hall: [having injected herself with the virus] You're not gonna shoot me Sean, not this bitch, cuz she's worth thirty seven, million pounds.

View Quote Mission Commander Swanbeck: You were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.
Ethan Hunt: By fire. That's the best way, really.

View Quote Dr. Nekhorvich: Well, I've heard...

View Quote Ethan Hunt: Don't you think we should wait a decent interval?
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: Who wants to be decent?

View Quote [at the races]
Sean Ambrose: Darling, you won!
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: I suppose I did.
Sean Ambrose: What made you pick her? That old nag's never won a thing.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: [holds up racing form] A Thief in the Night.
Sean Ambrose: Ha! Say no more.

View Quote Luther Stickell: The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.