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Hunt, you should have killed me!

I don't do laundry, cook, or put up with cheeky bastards that set me up on there territory so they can poach on mine.

However we travel, I must arrive in my destination within 20 hours of departure.

You keep staring at that watch as if your life depended on it.

Now there's a bloke that knows how to give a proper welcome. Don't get me wrong, mate. You were very friendly also.

Oh I'm mad Now!

Damn, you're beautiful

Mission Commander Swanbeck: [After debriefing Ethan on tape about his mission]...And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going.
Ethan Hunt: If I let you know where I'm going, I won't be on holiday.

Mission Commander Swanbeck: Ms. Hall and Ambrose had a relationship which he took very seriously... she walked away and he's been wanting her back ever since. We believe he's our surest and quickest way of locating him.
Ethan Hunt: And then what?
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Make sure she continues to see him, gets him to confide in her, and report to you.
Ethan Hunt: You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Well then I mislead you, or you made the wrong assumption. Either way, we are asking her to resume her prior relationship - not do anything she hasn't already done... voluntarily, I might add.
Ethan Hunt: No. She's got no training for this kind of thing.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman, she's got all the training she needs.

[About Ethan's assignment]
Mission Commander Swanbeck:So you think it will be difficult?
Ethan Hunt: Very.
Mission Commander Swanbeck: Well Mr Hunt, this is Mission Impossible, not mission difficult. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you.

Mission Commander Swanbeck: You were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus. I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.
Ethan Hunt: By fire. That's the best way, really.

[Luther was nearly killed by a bomb placed in his van]
Billy Baird: You OK, mate?
Luther Stickell: That punk put a hole in my Versace.

Sean Ambrose: [disguised as Ethan Hunt] You keep calling me Dimitri. You really shouldn't.
Dr. Nekhorvich: You are not Dimitri?
[Ambrose knocks him out]
Sean Ambrose: No

[at the races]
Sean Ambrose: Darling, you won!
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: I suppose I did.
Sean Ambrose: What made you pick her? That old nag's never won a thing.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: [holds up racing form] A Thief in the Night.
Sean Ambrose: Ha! Say no more.

[Nyah is standing right in front of Ethan]
Luther Stickell: [over radio] Ethan, Nyah's in the building. Do you copy?
Ethan Hunt: [dryly, into radio] Thank you.

[during a car chase between Ethan and Nyah]
Ethan: Where did you get this number? I don't even have it!
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: Would you like it?

[steps in sheep droppings]
Luther Stickell: Shit.
Ethan Hunt: Yes it is.

Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?

Ethan Hunt: Don't you think we should wait a decent interval?
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: Who wants to be decent?

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