Meet the Robinsons quotes

View Quote (to Wilbur) Mister, you are grounded 'till you die.

View Quote Perfect timing! We need someone on maracas!

View Quote (Doris the hat holding up sign saying "Watch out")

View Quote (trying to read the sign) W-w-aaa-ch o-uu-t (large box comes flying out of the building and hits him on the head) O look, a mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that! It's so cute!

View Quote I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil! (pause) Wait...I don't know how to do that, and I...I don't really need a duck.

View Quote Shut up! And don't call me Goob! How many evil villians can top off a name like Goob? Blech!

View Quote Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)

View Quote Dr. Krunklehorn: I haven't slept in eight days!
Teacher: Well can I offer you a, uh, cot?
Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope! I've got the caffeine patch! I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects! (screams loudly) Sorry.

View Quote Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Fritz is married to Petunia... and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

View Quote Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on...

View Quote Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis: I killed him?!
Mildred: No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.

(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.) Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz: Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Aunt Petunia: WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!
Tallulah and Laszlo: HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz: Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia: DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
Grandpa Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.

View Quote Grandpa Bud: I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies!
(He opens a door to see Lucille disco dancing)
Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille!

View Quote (The Robinsons are having dinner.) Uncle Fritz: Oh, hooray, Italian food!
Aunt Petunia: Huh! I wanted a sloppy joe!

View Quote (The Meatball Fight) Gaston: And so it begins... Ready, aim, fire! (Fires a meatball from a miniature cannon)
Franny: (gasps) Ha! Surely that is not the best you can do! (sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts movie)
Gaston: (Fires more meatballs)
Franny: (Blocks them all, Karate style)
Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough!
Franny: Your words do not threaten me, brother.
Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins. (Fires repeatedly)
Franny: (After blocking them all, again) Your meatballs are useless against me.
Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!
Franny: No! (GASPS)
Gaston: (Fires the sausage)
Franny: YA! (Blocking the sausage, which rebounds back directly into Gaston. Everyone Cheers)
Franny: That's right. I did it.

View Quote Lewis: My project didn't work because I'm no good! There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine, and you're not from the future! You're crazy! (he starts walking when Wilbur blocks him)
Wilbur: Whoa ho! I am not crazy!
Lewis: Oh yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.
Wilbur: Uh...
Lewis: Yeah; that's what I thought. (Wilbur thinks of something as Lewis walks off) I'll just go lock myself in my room and hide under the covers for a couple of years. (Wilbur slams the door shut just Lewis opens it)
Wilbur: If I prove to you I'm from the furture, will you go back to the Science Fair?
Lewis: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure; whatever you say. (Wilbur pushes Lewis from behind) Hey, what are we going? (Lewis looks where Wilbur pushes him) What are you doing? Let go of me!
Wilbur: Okay. (picks Lewis up and throws him down to the ally)