Mannequin quotes
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Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Tonight, we'll do something different and special. Something that this store has never seen before. I just wish you didn't look so worried.
Jonathan Switcher: That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work. Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this. I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?
Jonathan Switcher: That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work. Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this. I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?
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There's got to be a better way. Please, gods, please, help me find it.
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My name is Ema Hesire, but you can call me Emmy.
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[to Jonathon] You've got good hands. I liked the way they felt when you were putting me together.
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Tonight we're gonna do something special, something this store has never seen before!
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[looking at a stereo system playing] Where do they hide all the musicians?
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[to Mannequin Emmy] Speak up, don't be shy.
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[to his boss] I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...
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[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window] It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.
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I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so... special.
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Food additives. It's food additives.
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[on the phone] Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?... Is there any history of insanity in the family?
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If I'm one thing, I'm loyal.
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Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.
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Hollywood. Hollywood Montrose. Ooh! Doesn't it just sing!