Man on the Moon

Man on the Moon quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 1071)

Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
Tony Clifton

What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!

Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!

I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!

OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!

I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.

Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!

I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, **** YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, **** YOU!

You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.

You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.

I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!

If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.

Look at're so look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"

Andy: That's it...I quit!

Bob: What?

Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.