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Man on the Moon

Man on the Moon quotes

24 total quotes

Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
Other
Tony Clifton




View Quote OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
View Quote What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
View Quote I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
View Quote I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
View Quote Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!
View Quote I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, **** YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, **** YOU!
View Quote Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
View Quote You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
View Quote You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.
View Quote I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
View Quote If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
View Quote Look at you...you're so proud...you look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"
View Quote Andy: That's it...I quit!
View Quote Bob: What?
View Quote Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.