Man on the Moon quotes
24 total quotes (ID: 1071)Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
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Tony Clifton
Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!
I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, FUCK YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, FUCK YOU!
You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
You're insane...but you might also be brilliant.
I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
Look at you...you're so proud...you look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"
Andy: That's it...I quit!
Bob: What?
Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.