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Willie Mays Hayes
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In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
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[Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.
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Ball four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close??
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The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
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Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
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This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.
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Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!
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We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.
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Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!
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Hayes is picked off! Personally I think we got hosed on that call
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Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
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Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever ****in' do it again.
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Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.
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Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "ole" bullshit!
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Heywood: How's your wife and my kids?