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Willie Mays Hayes




View Quote In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
View Quote [Ball thrown several feet off the plate] Juuust a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed.
View Quote Ball four...ball eight...and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded on 12 consecutive pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close??
View Quote The post-game show is brought to you by... [searches through his papers] Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
View Quote Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
View Quote This guy threw at his own kid in a father/son game.
View Quote Well, you can close the book on Kellner. [covers microphone with hand and turns to Monty] Thank God!
View Quote We don't know where Hayes played last year, but I'm sure he did a helluva job.
View Quote Heywood's a convicted fellon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah...doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!
View Quote Hayes is picked off! Personally I think we got hosed on that call
View Quote Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
View Quote Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever ****in' do it again.
View Quote Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.
View Quote Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this "ole" bullshit!
View Quote Heywood: How's your wife and my kids?