Jake Taylor quotes

I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.

[to Rexman] Hey, Rexman! Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You should be very very proud. Oh, and that guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance.

Second base... [overthrows second baseman] shit.

Come on Jake. It's only your life.

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