The Lost Boys quotes

62 total quotes

View Quote Max: Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
[Sam turns to Edgar and whispers.]
Sam: Did you know that?
Edgar: Of course. Everyone knows that.

View Quote Max: It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big happy family. Your boys. And my boys.
Edgar: Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.

View Quote Mother: Dad! Dad, are you all right?
Grandpa: One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.

View Quote What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a TV...do you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.

View Quote You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.

View Quote Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!

View Quote Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.

View Quote It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... [Star floats up] She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

View Quote Death by stereo!

View Quote We blew it, man, we lost it!

View Quote Try holy water, death breath!

View Quote You don't have to beat me. Just try and keep up.

View Quote That's what I love about this place. You ask, and then you get.

View Quote What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

View Quote Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?