Sam Emerson quotes

What's wrong with this picture? There's no TV! Have you seen a TV Mike? I haven't seen a you know what it means when there's no TV?- no MTV.

You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.

Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Michael. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Michael. My own brother, a goddam shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out!

Don't kill me, Mike. I'm basically a good kid, so just don't kill me.

It's that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them?... [Star floats up] She's one of them! And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.

Death by stereo!

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