Little Miss Sunshine quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [after finding out that he is color blind and cannot fly planes] Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck!!!! [his first words in the movie]

View Quote (Writes): Welcome to Hell

View Quote You know what? **** beauty contests. Life is one ****ing beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... **** that. And **** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and **** the rest.

View Quote Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.

View Quote No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier! [salutes Dwayne]: Outstanding!

View Quote Olive, Richard's an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.

View Quote Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

View Quote [After Sheryl says she is glad that he is alive] Well that makes one of us.

View Quote You know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me and begged me to **** her, I couldn't do it.

View Quote [On several Little Miss Sunshine candidates walking out on Olive's performance] Prissy little ****ers, I will kill them.

View Quote Sweet sweetness

View Quote You're the world champion Growler.

View Quote We were driving for six or seven hours... and we thought he was napping...

View Quote That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world. See, right now you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect. I mean, when you hit eighteen, bam! You're talking about three to five.

View Quote [reading notepad] "Where's Olive?"...