Little Miss Sunshine

Little Miss Sunshine quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 348)


(Writes): I hate everyone

Is that Nietzsche? You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.

There are two kinds of people in this world - winners and losers. Inside each and everyone of you, deep inside the core of your being is a winner waiting to be awakened and unleashed upon the world.

Olive, Richard's an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.

We were driving for six or seven hours... and we thought he was napping...

That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world. See, right now you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect. I mean, when you hit eighteen, bam! You're talking about three to five.

Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.

You know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me and begged me to **** her, I couldn't do it.

[After Sheryl says she is glad that he is alive] Well that makes one of us.

No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier! [salutes Dwayne]: Outstanding!

You're the world champion Growler.

[reading notepad] "Where's Olive?"...

[On several Little Miss Sunshine candidates walking out on Olive's performance] Prissy little ****ers, I will kill them.

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Sweet sweetness