Little Miss Sunshine quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [to Dwayne] Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the ****ing pad.

View Quote Is that Nietzsche? You don't speak because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.

View Quote You know what? **** beauty contests. Life is one ****ing beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... **** that. And **** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and **** the rest.

View Quote Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.

View Quote Olive, Richard's an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.

View Quote No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier! [salutes Dwayne]: Outstanding!

View Quote Sweet sweetness

View Quote Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

View Quote [After Sheryl says she is glad that he is alive] Well that makes one of us.

View Quote You're the world champion Growler.

View Quote You know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me and begged me to **** her, I couldn't do it.

View Quote [On several Little Miss Sunshine candidates walking out on Olive's performance] Prissy little ****ers, I will kill them.

View Quote That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world. See, right now you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect. I mean, when you hit eighteen, bam! You're talking about three to five.

View Quote We were driving for six or seven hours... and we thought he was napping...

View Quote [reading notepad] "Where's Olive?"...