Dwayne quotes

(Writes): Welcome to Hell

(Writes): I hate everyone

(Writes): Where's Olive?

(Writes): Go Hug Mom. (when Sheryl is crying)

[after finding out that he is color blind and cannot fly planes] Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck!!!! [his first words in the movie]

Divorce?! Bankruptcy?! Suicide?!! You guys are ****ing losers!!

You know what? **** beauty contests. Life is one ****ing beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... **** that. And **** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and **** the rest.

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