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Listen to me; don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. **** a lotta women Dwayne, not just one woman, a lotta women.

You know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me and begged me to **** her, I couldn't do it.

That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world. See, right now you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect. I mean, when you hit eighteen, bam! You're talking about three to five.

I can say what I want--I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.

[to Dwayne] Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the ****ing pad.

Olive, Richard's an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.

[to Frank] Get me some porn; get me something really nasty too; I don't want any of that airbrush shit. Get yourself a little treat too; get yourself a fag rag.

Richard, whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own, which is more than most people ever do. I include myself in that category. You took a big chance, it took guts, and I'm proud of you.

You're the world champion Growler.

Do you know what a loser is? A real loser is somebody who is so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

[walking in to find that Sheryl has bought fried chicken for dinner] Again with the ****ing chicken! Every night it's the ****ing chicken! Holy God Almighty! Is it possible just once we could get something to eat for dinner around here that's not the god damned ****ing chicken?!

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