Little Miss Sunshine

Little Miss Sunshine quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 348)


No one gets left behind! No one gets left behind! Outstanding soldier! [salutes Dwayne]: Outstanding!

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Olive, Richard's an idiot. I like a woman with a little meat on her bones.

Richard, whatever happens, you tried to do something on your own, which is more than most people ever do. I include myself in that category. You took a big chance, it took guts, and I'm proud of you.

Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.

Sweet sweetness

That young stuff is the best stuff in the whole world. See, right now you're jail bait, they're jail bait. It's perfect. I mean, when you hit eighteen, bam! You're talking about three to five.

There are two kinds of people in this world - winners and losers. Inside each and everyone of you, deep inside the core of your being is a winner waiting to be awakened and unleashed upon the world.

We were driving for six or seven hours... and we thought he was napping...

You know how tired I am? If some girl came up to me and begged me to **** her, I couldn't do it.

You know what? **** beauty contests. Life is one ****ing beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... **** that. And **** the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and **** the rest.

You're the world champion Growler.

[After Sheryl says she is glad that he is alive] Well that makes one of us.

[On several Little Miss Sunshine candidates walking out on Olive's performance] Prissy little ****ers, I will kill them.

[reading notepad] "Where's Olive?"...