The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes

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Alistair Hennessy
Bill Ubell
Jane Winslett-Richardson
Klaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou


Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.


Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.

Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.

I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!

I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that.

The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink.

Those ****ing amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!

Go downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says "Operation Henessey" on it.

The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I do? Is it all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Most of us have been together a long time. There are others that were here before that. Do you all not like me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. Look, if you're not against me... don't cross this line. If yes, do. I love you all.

I mean, I know I want him to think of me like a father. But the fact that there's an outside chance that he could really be my actual... biological son... is very difficult for me.

It's probably the last adventure I've got in me. I was hopin' to go out in a flash of blazes, but I'll probably just end up goin' home.

Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?

What a waste. They had a bartender here, Kino, made the best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.

Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.

I'm about to blow my stack. I turn my back, and the bullshit begins. Ned, you're a scumbag. And, Jane, you're a goddamn liar.