The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes
115 total quotesKlaus Daimler
Ned Plimpton
Oseary Drakoulias
Steve Zissou
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Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.
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Tell them if they don't get off my boat right now... there's gonna be a major shit-storm.
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Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie? I mean, at least try to show both sides.
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I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!
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I've never seen a bond company stooge stick his neck out like that.
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The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah. "As if the natural world's been turned upside down." Lord Mandrake. Vikram, get some cutaways of this miracle. Klaus, Ogata, put out the deck fires before we sink.
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Those ****ing amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!
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Go downstairs and throw a tarp over anything that says "Operation Henessey" on it.
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The first thing that goes through a captain's head when he hears there's low morale goin' around is: "What'd I do? Is it all my fault? "Well, he's probably right. Most of us have been together a long time. There are others that were here before that. Do you all not like me anymore? I mean, what am I supposed to do? I don't know. Look, if you're not against me... don't cross this line. If yes, do. I love you all.
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I mean, I know I want him to think of me like a father. But the fact that there's an outside chance that he could really be my actual... biological son... is very difficult for me.
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It's probably the last adventure I've got in me. I was hopin' to go out in a flash of blazes, but I'll probably just end up goin' home.
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Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?
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What a waste. They had a bartender here, Kino, made the best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.
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Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat, and throw them in the water. No, wait. They might have another set. Just blow it up.
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I'm about to blow my stack. I turn my back, and the bullshit begins. Ned, you're a s****bag. And, Jane, you're a goddamn liar.