Alistair Hennessy quotes
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[while playing poker with pirates] Steven. Are you rescuing me? [Steve shrugs awkwardly] Fold. [Alistair is shot by one of the pirates]
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They made soup out of my research turtles.
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We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.
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Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.
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Some crooked ****ers stole a bunch of equipment from my underwater research lab.
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What's your dog's name? [Zissou pauses and answers "Cody". Alistair walks over to the three-legged dog, smacks it sharply on the face with his rolled up newspaper] Be still, Cody.