Alistair Hennessy quotes

[while playing poker with pirates] Steven. Are you rescuing me? [Steve shrugs awkwardly] Fold. [Alistair is shot by one of the pirates]

They made soup out of my research turtles.

We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm part gay.

Is that one of mine? I think one of my research turtles survived.

Some crooked ****ers stole a bunch of equipment from my underwater research lab.

What's your dog's name? [Zissou pauses and answers "Cody". Alistair walks over to the three-legged dog, smacks it sharply on the face with his rolled up newspaper] Be still, Cody.

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