Johnny English

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Johnny English
Pascal Sauvage


Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.


The word 'mistake' is not one that appears in my dictionary.

[furious because his coronation has been interupted by English] All this stupid little country has to do is stand in line and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that? My fragrant French ARSE it can!

You might have taken me, Sauvage, but you'll never take England. Not while I have breath in my lungs or a bullet in my gun. [English pulls the trigger, but poo splurts out instead of a bullet]

Pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo!