Johnny English quotes

Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.

A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.

Pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo!

The word 'mistake' is not one that appears in my dictionary.

Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming - look busy"?

You might have taken me, Sauvage, but you'll never take England. Not while I have breath in my lungs or a bullet in my gun. [English pulls the trigger, but poo splurts out instead of a bullet]

I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of sherbert lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.

Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service.

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