Jack There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike Guys in space?
Jack Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
Howard Brackett
Kevin Kline · 11 quotes
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape
John Cunningham · 5 quotes
Emily Montgomery
Joan Cusack · 4 quotes
Frank Brackett
Wilford Brimley · 4 quotes
Berniece
Debbie Reynolds · 3 quotes
Cameron
Matt Dillon · 3 quotes
Peter
Tom Selleck · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Howard Brackett & Peter (3), Howard Brackett & Frank Brackett (2)
In & Out quotes
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Jennifer the Flower Girl
My mom says it won't last.
Your mom's an alcoholic.
Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
With your coloring?
One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
So what happened?
My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".
What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Color Me Barbra.
Stud!
Everybody knows that!
Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Yo!
Hot damn!
Hot damn!
What a fabulous window treatment!
What a fabu...
That was a trick!
Walter Brackett
I'm a member of the community. And I'm gay.
Tom Halliwell But you're Howard's brother. [pause] As you know.
Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead.
Excuse me, are we a little teapot?
For God's sake, don't shake that booty!
I just came out! At my wedding!
I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!
Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?
Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.
This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!