In & Out

In & Out quotes

31 total quotes (ID: 857)

Emily Montgomery
Howard Brackett
Others
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape


Jennifer the Flower Girl: My mom says it won't last.
Berniece: Your mom's an alcoholic.


Peter: Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard: With your coloring?

Peter: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
Howard: So what happened?
Peter: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".

Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?

Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Howard: Yo!
Voice on tape: Hot damn!
Howard: Hot damn!
Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard: What a fabu...
Voice on tape: That was a trick!

Walter Brackett: I'm a member of the community. And I'm gay.
Tom Halliwell: But you're Howard's brother. [pause] As you know.

Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead.

Excuse me, are we a little teapot?

For God's sake, don't shake that booty!

I just came out! At my wedding!

I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!

Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?

Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.

This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!

Truly manly men do NOT dance.