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View Quote Glenn Close: [at the Academy Awards] This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for "Coot", Clint Eastwood for "Codger", Michael Douglas for "Primary Urges" and Steven Seagal for "Snowball in Hell".

View Quote Cameron: Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!

View Quote Frank Brackett: [about Cameron] He used to mow our lawn. Never again.

View Quote Peter Malloy: A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.

View Quote Berniece: I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.

View Quote Reporter: Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?

View Quote Sonja: I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!

View Quote Ava Blazer: [after one of the girls announces that she's gay] You can't be gay! You're a tramp!

View Quote Howard: I may sue!
Frank Brackett: Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman!

View Quote Howard: He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!
Frank Brackett: That little zombie.

View Quote Peter: Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard: With your coloring?

View Quote Jack: There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike: Guys in space?
Jack: Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.

View Quote Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?

View Quote Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Howard: Yo!
Voice on tape: Hot damn!
Howard: Hot damn!
Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard: What a fabu...
Voice on tape: That was a trick!

View Quote Howard: [at confession, about "a friend"] He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
Father Tim: Never? In three years?
Howard: He respects her.
Father Tim: He's gay!

View Quote Jennifer the Flower Girl: My mom says it won't last.
Berniece: Your mom's an alcoholic.

View Quote Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: **** Barbra Streisand, and you!

View Quote Peter: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
Howard: So what happened?
Peter: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".

View Quote Cameron: Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a swizzle stick.
Sonja: Food?

View Quote Emily: I've seen all your movies.
Cameron: Both of them?

View Quote Walter Brackett: I'm a member of the community. And I'm gay.
Tom Halliwell: But you're Howard's brother. [pause] As you know.