Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes (ID: 286)

Frito Pendejo
Joe Bauers
President Camacho

Various: I like money.

Frito: It's you! Oh man, I really love your show.
Ow! My Balls! Guy(Hormel Chavez): Thank you so much.
[Frito kicks the man in the crotch]

Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.

But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.

Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.

After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.

Go Away, 'batin'!

Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"

They're watering crops with a sports drink?

[walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere.

You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.

I like sex.

I like money.