Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes

Miscellaneous
Narrator
President Camacho
Rita

View Quote [Frito is struggling to read an advertisement]
Cameraman: Why you keep trying to read that word? You a ****?
Frito: I'll **** your face.
[Frito punches Cameraman in the face]

View Quote Frito: It's you! Oh man, I really love your show.
Ow! My Balls! Guy(Hormel Chavez): Thank you so much.
[Frito kicks the man in the crotch]

View Quote Various: I like money.

View Quote Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.

View Quote But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.

View Quote After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.

View Quote If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"

View Quote Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

View Quote Go Away, 'batin'!

View Quote I like money.

View Quote You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.

View Quote If you don't smoke Tarryltons, **** you!

View Quote I like sex.

View Quote [walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.

View Quote Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere.