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Idiocracy

Idiocracy quotes

35 total quotes

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Frito Pendejo
Joe Bauers
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Narrator
President Camacho
Rita




View Quote You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.
View Quote I like money.
View Quote Go Away, 'batin'!
View Quote I like sex.
View Quote There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
View Quote [walking through Costco] Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
View Quote If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"
View Quote So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.
View Quote Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down. Chill out.
View Quote I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.
View Quote Chill, Scro, you do a kick ass job and you get a full pardon.
View Quote But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.
View Quote Various: I like money.
View Quote I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.
View Quote They're watering crops with a sports drink?